Avatar 3 - Really Quite Evil

Not only is Avatar 3 worse than Avatar 1 and 2, it is significantly more evil. Join Freecash today by clicking on the link https://bit.ly/4e1n9ig and enjoy an extra $10 on your first offer.

Avatar 1 was an empty rehash of several older, better movies. A story to justify a tech demo. Way of Water was an empty rehash of Avatar 1, with added family, and more tech demo. But it introduced an "Earth is dying" subplot that SHOULD have recontextualised human exploits on Pandora, it just didn't realise what it had done. Avatar 3 is a rehash of Avatar 2, with no new tech, and its conclusion is that humans probably deserve to die.

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The Lofti debate is on @zaxx 's channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls10EWfJ_Wk&t=3303s

The Avatar 3 EFAP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rSYE5IDRBM&t=22548s

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*Timestamps*

Brave New World Revisited - 00:00
Why Do Smurfs Have Boobs? - 04:49
Avatar vs District 9 - 09:37
The Day After Tomorrow - 10:50
Sponsor: FreeCash - 12:50
James Cameron Hates Humanity - 14:30
Increasingly Idiotique - 20:53
Avatar: Fire & Ash - 27:42
Do Smurfs Go to Heaven? - 29:55
Extremely Boring Narration - 31:30
Nobody Remembers the Previous Movie - 33:35
Guns Don't Kill People, Smurfs Kill People - 35:14
The Villains are Useless - 41:08
De-resolved Conflict - 43:19
Pacifist Whales, Again - 45:02
Low Battery, Please Abandon Your Son - 47:20
Air Traders - 50:44
Fire Raiders & Lazy Action Tropes - 54:13
Characters Moving from A to B - 59:39
The Villain Forgets His Motive - 01:02:37
Hippy Ex Machina - 01:04:04
Empty Threats & Sexual Harassment - 01:07:30
Idiocy: it's the only explanation for the ease of our escape - 01:12:27
If Ubisoft Made Avatar (You Couldn't Tell the Difference) - 01:14:27
The Hero & Villain Have a Nice Chat - 01:15:04
Kidnap Children - ? - Profit - 01:18:04
We Mustn't Save Humanity - 01:21:52
Secrets Only the Sith Knew - 01:23:51
Neytiri Kills Children - 01:31:10
The Council of Smurfs - 01:33:07
Neytiri is Racist - 01:37:47
Killing Time, Unwillingly Mine - 01:41:43
Fear & Loathing - 01:44:00
Avatar Finally Has a Meme! 01:51:10
Whales are More Important than Children - 01:52:09
Problematic Age Gap Relationships - 01:57:21
Letting Your Girlfriend Abuse Your Son - 02:00:05
Captured, Again - 02:02:41
We Got Him! - 02:07:08
Father/Son Bonding - 02:10:21
Oh No, The Whales Died... Again - 02:14:08
And Now We're Going to Kill Them... Again! - 02:16:30
The Smurf of Theseus - 02:18:19
Prison Break - 02:20:58
Murdering Children to Own the Chuds - 02:28:18
We're Just Going to Pretend That Didn't Happen - 02:33:36
The Whale Moot - 02:34:44
You & Whose Army - 02:37:57
Avatar is a Gollum-like - 02:40:48
Round One, Fight! - 02:42:04
Plug In Baby - 02:48:05
Captured, AGAIN?! - 02:50:02
Kill All Humans - 02:54:01
Round Two, Fight! - 02:56:26
Final Destination - 02:59:14
RIP Chip - 03:02:35
Aftermath - 03:03:39
Conclusion - 03:06:16
James Cameron & George Lucas - 03:08:26
A Lack of Vision - 03:10:41
Plot & Repetition - 03:12:51
The Force Awakens Problem - 03:17:15
Jake Sully - 03:19:07
Neytiri - 03:21:25
Lo'Ak - 03:22:33
Kiri - 03:23:28
Whales & Whalers - 03:23:57
Quarritch - 03:24:25
Spider - 03:26:19
Avatar vs Star Wars - 03:27:03
Worldbuilding - 03:29:20
Theme - 03:42:38
Goodbye & Thanks for All the Fish - 03:50:47